Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Fellow readers.. [If there are any. |:]

I will be discontinuing my blog and will make my comic blog my main blog now as drawing comics are so much faster than typing a story out. xD

I hope I'll see you there. (:

4vocado.blogspot.com.

Jack, signing off.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

So, after that emo post. I read back at my 2006 posts. And, HAHAHAHA. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I TYPED OUT THAT SHIT. HAHA. So, in celebration of those shitty shits that I typed, I guess I'll write up another one! Well, because I'm bored enough to anyways. Got bored of games for a while. So I guess blogging for a bit might help.

Oh wait, you know what? I'll draw up a comic! <3

Update soon!

UPDATE : Comic posted at 4vocado.blogspot.com. That'll be my comic section from now on. :o

Well, I'm a killer.

Yeah. I just killed a friendship because I stated the truth, I'm not gonna post something too long, but I just want to rant about it at least for a while.

Well, you see, me and my ex broke up recently, ;why, I'm not gonna bother explaining here; and well, I asked her, can we still be friends. Because I'm friends with my ex-es and I don't want any bad blood in between because, well I feel that if a relationship ends, it should at least be able to stay as a friendship.

So this is the thing, so I told her [ex] that all relationships will end in some point in time because unless you're gonna be commited to the point of marriage, it will end. Finding this unacceptable, she says she regrets meeting me.

I feel that, while understandable because I broke up with her, ;but, at I didn't do it like "lul let's break up because I don't want to be with you anymore."; but the thing that really bothers me is that she couldn't accept what I said [which was a relationship will end in some point in time unless you're gonna get married if you're blur], and said that she regrets meeting me. What do you guys think? Do you share my point of view [relationships ending if you're not commited to the point of marriage] readers?

And I end my rant there. Thank you for reading.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Hooly Shit.

Hahaha. Yes. The title does have SOME relevance to this post.

Wow, guys, I've just found the BEST troll site ever. BEST, TROLL, SITE, EVER.

So yeah, if you don't know what a troll is, sigh, I'll explain it to the ones who aren't so... Internet meme savvy.

Yeah, basically, trolling is all about pissing off your opposition by making them believe that you wholeheartedly believe in something. ... Yeah you know what, I think I'm gonna give you guys an example instead of giving an explanation, seriously, it's hard explaining it.

Okay, so, let's say we have A and B talking over the internets, and they're discussing about.. Hmm.. Let's say the moon.

So, let's make A the troll. So, A will most probably tell B that he just found out a really awesome fact about the moon. It's made out of cheese! Yes, that's what A tells B. But, as the whole world knows, the moon is not [DUH] made out of cheese. So, B tells A that the moon is not made out of cheese, and he has alot of proof showing that the moon is made out of... not cheese.

But A, knowing that obviously the moon isn't made out of cheese, seeks this opportunity to piss the fuck out of B by pretending that A never knew that and has countless proof that the moon is, in fact made out of cheese.

So, A starts shooping [photoshopping] photos of the moon, making them look authentic, create articles of the moon having traces of cheese in it, and all that shit, and starts shoving them in B's face. But, B, being a susceptible target to trolling, thinking A is wholly serious about it, gets pissed at A because everyone knows that the moon is not made out of cheese. And starts rebutting about why the moon is not made out of cheese.

B has fallen into A's trap perfectly, and with this, A continues to piss B off with untrue facts that he created himself to fool B because A thinks it's fun to piss people off that way to make other people think that he's stupid and explode at him.

And my point comes to this, http://www.landoverbaptist.net/.

This site, is possibly, the BIGGEST troll site, EVER. EVER EVER. Trust me, go read it, and you'll understand the concept of trolling.

And it is until here, that I stop my post, and I bid you, happy readings! :D Because, you'd probably get trolled in that website. I swear, you will definitely fall for it's trap. HAHA. Because I know I did. (:

Have fun! :D

Friday, January 08, 2010

Well howdy doo!

Hey what's up bloggerssss!

Wow, it's been a fucking year already. My god, 2010, time fucking flies by when you're wasting your life in Japan. Wewt! Hahaha. Sigh, I hate my life, BUT I LOVE IT TOO! :D

So yeah, anyways, I've been in Japan for a year plus now, and well, I've been loving it here. Almost everything here is awesome [note that I said almost, because, I'm not a fucking weaboo, you know, who are like "OMFG JPN R OHSUMZ HEHEHE ANIMEANIMEANIME YAOIYAOIYAOI" FUCK YOU GUYS. Mm yeah. That's right.]

So, it's 2010, and sigh.. It's so tragic, but it must all come to an end now. I'm so sorry to announce that.. In two years time, the world will be ending. Yes. Ending. Tragically, fucking underground volcanos erupting and shit, the seas fucking going ape on us and shit, time to fucking build arks.

In case you were wondering why I'm bringing this up, of course, silly, it's because of the movie 2012! Well, I don't ACTUALLY believe it, but yeah, I'm just.. Uhm.. Joining the hype you know, bein' cool and shit like.

"Yo dude! You prepared for the god damn apocalypse braaah!?" Then I'd be all, "Nah man, but I'm fucking warning the masses now brah!My fucking blog's telling the people how to prevent it and all that shiiiiit~" then he'd be all, "Woah duuuuuuuude, you are so fucking COOL MAN. I wish I had a blog to update to warn the masses about the apocalypse... [):]"

Then I'd be all, dude, you can, you can. All you need to do, is.... [Conversation fade out movie effect.]

Yeah! So, yeah, the world's ending in two years! :D Get your ark tickets ready, because we're gonna be in WATER WORLD! YAAAY! [I have this feeling that in 2012, there's gonna be this movie called 2024 that's gonna predict the world getting blown the shit up by volcanos, or at least, something close to that. :3]

Yeah, so, right, it's been a long time since I've updated my blog, so I wanna do things differently this time. So, whenever I update, if you guys want me to keep updating, all you gotta do is post some answers to answer my question I ask by the end of the day, and I'll see to it that I update regularly! :D

I might even update to a video blog and start it on youtube if I'm encouraged enough. <3

So, alright! Today's question is, what are YOU going to do for the upcoming "apocalypse"?! If you are allowed only to bring one person and one item onboard, who and what are you gonna bring?

See you people soon!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

God damnit.

You are selfish when it comes to things that I can't help you in sometimes.

I really want to strangle you sometimes.

Sigh.

Will update soon when I have something!

... Which is like.. Uhh...

No idea. Maybe when I draw something. :b

Don't keep your hopes up. D;

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Hellooo felloooow.

What's up peeps.

Long time since I've blogged again.

... Going back to Malaysia soon.

Two days to go.

Don't really feel prepared to go home, but what can I do.

The ticket's been bought.

I have no choice. I'm forced home.

Not to say I don't want to go home, it's just that. I don't want to go home, yet.

My Japanese isn't fluent enough, and I have 2 weeks of holidays to practice it in Japan by attending events and stuff, or at least, HAD. But alas, my time is taken away by Malaysia.

My family, my friends, it's not that I don't want to see you, once again, I don't want to see you all yet.

The point of me coming to Japan in the first place is to study. I'm not here on vacation, I've been working my ass off in Japan to get good grades for once, and you're dragging me down by bringing me home. I'm happy enough in Japan, maybe even happier, I feel like, I'm free, like, I don't need to worry about anything.

I hope I will never be forced to go back again. I wish that a second time will never come.

I will go back when I'm ready. When I'm done mastering the language, I'll go back once or twice a year, but nothing more.

Until then, I will see you all in Malaysia very soon.

I miss you all, but, this feeling will disrupt my studies. The next time you guys ask when I'll be back, I'll tell you "not yet".

Later people.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Japan!

Hey guys! Been long since I've posted ANYTHING.

Well, the reason I'm having this, probably one last post is because I wanna tell you guys..

HOW FUCKING AWESOME JAPAN IS.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Food's great, chicks are hot, electronics are cheap, you get to exercise alot, chicks are hot.

Oh, did I repeat chicks are hot? Well you know why?

BECAUSE THEY FUCKING ARE.

HELLLLLZZZZ YEAAAH.

So, I wuz lyk, hay, der r jepeniz gurlz hear.

n my fwenz wer lyk, hellz yeh der be demz shitz bro.

n i wuz lyk, hooo shit, chk DAT SHIT OOOOWWWWWWWWWUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

n we wer lyk, HOOLYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIT WE HAVE TO FUCKING MASTER JAPANESE SOON OR NOT I'LL DIE OF CONSTANT ERECTIONS FROM THE HOT GIRLS THAT WEAR FISHNET LEGGINGS HERE.

... D: D: D: D: D: D:

Sorry girls, in Malaysia I mean, the girls here, are hotter than you by a longshot..

Well, not ALL the girls in Malaysia, well, most of them.

.... ):

... HAHA I DISSED YA'LL. I BET YA'LL ARE LIKE, "Omfg Jackson what a bitch, fucking asshole wei say that most Malaysian girls are less hotter than Japanese girls, who the fuck is he to compare us to Japanese girls?"

And I'll be all, WHO AM I? WHO THE FUCK AM I TO COMPARE? I'M JACKSON. ROOOOOOARRRRRR.

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... Okay sugar rush is ovar.

... Bai gaiz, hopez 2 see u agnz soon sometym.

December 22nd I'll be back.

And.. Well, uhh.

.... Sometimes I wish I don't have to go back to Malaysia anymore...

Love you peeps in Malaysia. :D